the diving contest at the family reunion was ruined because your pool went flat
your idea of "getting lucky" is passing the emissions test
the last time you went swimming they had to use the boat ramp to get you out of the lake
you join a record club under a fake name
your hood ornament is a duck [...]
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I had a neighbor that every time he had a family reunion, the police and fire department were called. He got evicted.
funny!
You r NOT FUNNY!!
you n00b stop the reneck jokes plz…their getting old.
i like the toenail one lol
These are funny as heII!
Keep up the good work!
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